Ever wonder why the signs say no shirt, no shoes, no pants? I mean I've been seriously contemplating why they chose to word it this way. Was "No shirt, No Shoes, No pants, skorts, skirts, shorts, capris, yoga pants" Just too bulky? or were they lazy and thought no shirt, no shoes just covered it? I am pretty sure they were just lazy. However, what is a store going to do if I walk in with shirt, sneakers, and some underwear? "well sir, I read the sign literally and dressed accordingly this morning" <-- what would you say to that?
On another note.. I met a woman the other day with her service cat... I like to believe the best in people so I trust that she really had a seeing eye cat that had to go in the dressing room with her and couldn't stay in the car.. but what is it? A seeing eye cat? A bomb-sniffing cat? I had never heard of a service cat.. Although I think I have heard of a service swine (aka Pig). Also a service donkey.. This could explain why I constantly see a man walking a goat around and sitting on the park bench with his goat next to him..on the bench.. Ever seen a goat sit on a bench? Its impressive.
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