Here you go Hannah.

here is a couple scores I am keeping track of:
-TV-2, Kirby-0, lets just say that the TV wouldn't turn on the other night so I watched a blank screen for a few hours then gave up. No, this isn't the first time.
-Straightner-5 Kirby-0. How does one burn their forehead while straightening their hair do you ask? Well you flinch and the flat iron hits your head. I hear you are supposed to pull away quick but that is where I keep lacking. In the past I have clamping the iron down on my ear and burnt the whole thing (looks pretty gross, dont try it) and I wish I could say thats only happened once, but no... more like the other 4 times.

I wish wasn't so clumsy..

- i would then have a motorcycle, try ballet, and many others...

On a serious note:
-Opened my office for coaching people on weight loss and nutrition and its amazing! What a perfect space the universe sent me:) All my office mates are super nice and do a variety of things. I can not wait until I can free myself from Walmart and work only for myself.
-I am also down 30 lbs since January 1st :)

No shirt, No shoes, No Pants?

Ever wonder why the signs say no shirt, no shoes, no pants? I mean I've been seriously contemplating why they chose to word it this way. Was "No shirt, No Shoes, No pants, skorts, skirts, shorts, capris, yoga pants" Just too bulky? or were they lazy and thought no shirt, no shoes just covered it? I am pretty sure they were just lazy. However, what is a store going to do if I walk in with shirt, sneakers, and some underwear? "well sir, I read the sign literally and dressed accordingly this morning" <-- what would you say to that?

On another note.. I met a woman the other day with her service cat... I like to believe the best in people so I trust that she really had a seeing eye cat that had to go in the dressing room with her and couldn't stay in the car.. but what is it? A seeing eye cat? A bomb-sniffing cat? I had never heard of a service cat.. Although I think I have heard of a service swine (aka Pig). Also a service donkey.. This could explain why I constantly see a man walking a goat around and sitting on the park bench with his goat next to him..on the bench.. Ever seen a goat sit on a bench? Its impressive.